Everyone inside is exorcising. I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of paypal to chime time. I always try to jump rope at the gym, but on most days, I end up skipping it. Why do you need patience at the gym?

The track keeps you moving. Grow Time aligns with Mass Season. Make sure these are in your metal workout playlist on heavy days. Even more interesting, there are no vocals or any parts that slow down.

I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous. I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have any more food. I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment.

But way too many people use ‘high intensity’ as an excuse to not put the time into the gym that’s necessary to grow. I started using this new machine at the gym. But after an hour, I got really sick. Or, you can use these fitness jokes as an ice-breaker the next time you want to strike up a conversation at your gym.

Because there is a lot of weighting. What happened after the big sea cow joined the gym with the dolphin trainer? She moved with a porpoise. Why is the gym the perfect place to find a partner? You’ll find your swole mate. What’s it called when you refuse to do core workouts?

I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use? ” Try the ATM outside. Why don’t you see many haunted gyms?

My personal trainer asked why I ran to the restaurant when he said, “time to lunge.” I thought he said it was time for lunch. The next day, an even more beatiful woman shows up at his door in similar conditions, and she started running. Over the years many people had tried this, truck drivers, weightlifters, karate masters, and all had failed. Then one day this geeky little fella with heavy black rimmed glasses came into the bar and asked if he could try the challenge. I hate going to the gym on the days my trainer makes me do core exercises. I would rather sit at home all day and call it ‘abs-tinence’.

It was fast, tight, and sort of separate from the other tracks in its own strange way. Hour of Power is dedicated to those that lift heavy. I called the local gym and asked if they could teach me gymnastics. Let us know in the comments which jokes were your favorites !

Why did the depressed man start doing bench presses? He had some things he needed to get off his chest. Have you heard about that new gym that sends trainers to your door unannounced? It’s called Jehovah’s Fitness. Why did the Uber driver cancel his gym membership? Because he didn’t even Lyft, bro.

I was only able to do 30 minutes of abs exercises at the gym today. It was a little bit of a time crunch. My trainer asked me to stop eating beef if I wanted to lose weight quickly. He said beef has too many cow-lories. My gym trainer asked me when I would like to visit the gym next.